whof knows, its 2053 and you're stuck in an armpit boner of a spolar system called THE FRONTIER! after a period of Hyper Capitalist Innovantion (you might be shocked to learn that this is patent hoarding/trolling + stealing!!!!) a tunnel was found som ewhere near the moon (which exploded *for some reason*) or
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that goes WAY far away from the earth, where a mystery substance named PLASMA was found because it sure isn't SS13 without plasma! and other gas (farts lol)
business was booming! they opened research stations, processing stations, shopping mall, line went up
and then... WHAT THE FUCK>??? the channel exploded or something. holy shit. piss.
what this means? oh, you know. no going back to earth. no contact with earth. no payroll processing, no Colomial Meringues coming to back up and quell unrest, no license registration patch updates of mainframe software.
even more so important, HR is back on earth and now NOBODY can get permanently fired, just suspended w/ pay.
how 's THAT for disaster recovery and contingency planning??? NanoTrasen: fuckin captains of industry
some of the above is true and some of it is not but that's for YOU to find out!! (aND also for my buddies and pals to correct)
but for sure you can know this?: earth for all intenste and purpuses, does not exist as a meaningful current entity in coolstation.
