al;hpa bravo charly dipshit motherffuckers, clonial moergellons are footsoldiers and shock troopers ofNanotrasen Corporate Interests on the Frontier, stationed comfortably back on Earth to also serve as HQ's praetorian guard. Their whole deal is that they're loud and they shoot people. It's like the fuckin' NT Sec cops but even worse in every way.
Originally sold as "oh an aliens attacking our WONDERFUL WORKERS let's kill them and save our VALUABLE EMPLOYEES" but we all know these fuckers are here for nothing more than simple-ass union busting and putting down any challenges to NT's extrasolar hegemony. Rapid response, from Earth to an unruly station's doorstep in no more than 30 minutes. Quick, efficient, brutal. Or maybe that's just PR bullshit and it's just a buncha scumbags eager for a mercenary paycheck and zero accountability.
That all goes to shit when your sole means of transportation between your big shitty barracks on Earth and your corporate property on the Frontier has collapsed, huh? Anyway hands off our paisanbos, bubby, you try some shit and its its on sight
fuck off back to earth with your corporate bullshit. oh wahts that??? you can't? time to live with the consequences of your actions
you know all these ceremonial mondegreens did some REAL fuckenn atrocities. if you run into any you should probably throw them out an airlock immediately
AUTHOR'S NOTE: this is not any indication of beef of any kind with the CM server at all, you're cool and it's okay relax buddis + cool out
it is an indication of beef with military forces in general and specifically capitalism/colonialism/imperialism
also it's a joke about how nanotrasen's mercenary motherfuckers, if any, are absolutely cut off and stuck back on earth and will not be getting any discount on the 2053 coolstation fronteir version of sbarro's mallpizza
they will almost certainly not be appearing, let alone as playable characters
fuck the troops
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haha we can put a cat on there thats saying somethinglike "MMMM i really like to each a burger"
can you imageine, a cat saying such at hing, in a meem
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