SEASON'S GREETINGS ALL YE JUICER FRIENNDS

i was turning the header red and green by hand and i'm tired of it thats good enough

wow, another year gone by, can you believe it? not very long until 2053 is over

just saying hello from your favoirite space station 13 website's server, let's check up, let's see how we're doing. you good? oh yeah well i mean besides that. yeah cool got it.

maybe next year will be the year we all have a really good time? i hope so, and by that i mean having A COOL TIME ON GOODSTATION (i'm talkin' about us, friend)

what a perfect time to remember how to make a website again, like falling off a bike into another, smaller bike

please dont look at this FESTIVE website on a PHONE i cannot even begin to have this written and ready in time and also make it work on our infernal rectangles

okay that's probably enough of normal website
nows the time for div hell to be reborn
it is too late for you
it is too late for us

come join me by the fire places here, you can pick any of them up there or down there

theres so many. i'm warm. i'm sweatiy. im spilling egg nog on my sweater. im spillingg eggnog on your sweater. youre spilling egg nog on my sweater

short little story

once upon a time some goobers decided to make a ss13 server to play like they used to, a mysterious hulking thing with rough edges and wrestles with jimmy

so it happened and it was official and it became real to them there were slow times and setbacks but also lots of good friends, old and new, and fun code. like a project car in your driveway leaking fluids everyhwere and as it turns out those fluids are pretty tastty

after years of workin' it (and by it we mean our codepiece) we thought, wow, it's almost 2053 again, shouldn't we launch by now? shouldnt we get this big fuckin video game website van on the road??

it was a good question: you knoww? hey what the fuck? maybe we should. get our final touches on like crucnh time elves

if you haven't been with us the whole time YOU MAY BE SURPRISED at just what's different and new in the code

stay tuned.......... and NO PEEKING until XMUS

i think im gonna pass this to someone else so they can add things. i've just made a mess of it. i've FORGOTTEN how to put DIVS in the MIDDLE please whatever you do do not make a website like this this is a mistake and everything i add makes it jollier
look at all that fuicking space up there that i cannot put CONTENT into without having to REWRITE THE HTML and CSS into something sensible instead of throwing spaghetti at the otehr spaghetti (and tahts amore, babybe)

hoo baby trime to optimisze oure searching engines!!

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pretty sure this is the worst one yet great job me

that's it, we're done here,. now go enjoy your christmas grub (literal)

time to eat the following bugs: right here:

p.s. this isnt our new years page thas to come later this is ACTUALLY the first of probably more holiday pages to come