unk told me to write thisETHICS OF COOLS TATION
ok honestly part of this is really easy to formulate because in real life we have to answer questions about moral philosophy without knowing for sure if there's a god, the degree of their power and knowledge, and what they care about. in here, I'm god. I have absolute power. I can't turn you into lot's wife but we get plenty of pillars of salt just for being banned from our Sodom. lots wife became salt because she looked back. you'll become salt because you aren't allowed back. I also know what I want so you can basically considere the core game rules to be absolute - those are not ethical questions, they are moral questions with definite answers. being a loser ass bigot isn't merely a sin it's a violation of principles of our reality that will result in evaporation. much like Seinfeld
anyway so ethics. ethical behavior.
this spawned from talking about what's ethical behavior and well I think we should be thinking about bones. more importantly, hitting living people in the bones while they are conscious and capable of perceiving pain. note that this is about HITTING and not BEING HIT. this is a tops only ethical framework and the only thing a pillow princess is good for in this world is letting tops prove the purity of their own heart. Anubis will find them light and the pillow princess hearts will be so fukken heavy they just sink straight to hell where they belong
it's really fucked up to not hit somebody in the bones with a hammer if you are capable of doing so. not that this needs a specific rule about the lack of action, it's just similar to not feeding someone hungry or not letting me spend an entire week only eating weed brownies as some sort of misbegotten attempt at whatever i was attempting last week because i sure dont remenber.
sorry I was talking to girls. anyway now that I have appropriately explained that hammer bones is good and should be universally applied I want to give you a scenario to imagine:
there are two spess mans, in a room. romantic and much like romance scenes they have a bottle of vodka, a syringe, and a hammer. let's name these people Joey and Rasthmus. so Rasthmus gets mad fucked up off all the vodka and passes out and joey starts hitting his bones with a hammer. Rasthmus dies.
what wasn't right?
that's right! Rasthmus was being a pillow princess and joey dropped the ball by not beating his ass while he was sober - a blackout drunk cannot feel the pain of being hit with a hammer on the bones and that's just not right. joey robbed Rasthmus of the chance to perceive this and his only solace will be that his friend died while blackout drunk which means he gets to puke forever in the afterlife.
killing people is also kinda fucked up and not ideal because if you're dead you can't have your bones hit with hammers. everyone's life span and ability to perceive bone pain needs to be maximized
in a perfect world we will be hurting each other forever and everybody gets a chance to be a tibia top
I should prob talk about something other than bones so let's talk about masturbating. here's the ruling:
on paper not allowed. no jerking it. jerkers get persecuted. but we need to allow some of it because this is really about facilitating punishing masturbators. I learned from a puppet movie about god that the only thing that feels better than masturbating is beating the shit out of a masturbator. your flock grabs penises, my flock grabs throats . get even.
just think about it though