What's on th emenu, you ask??
well go ahead. we got:- weaved containment
- birch switch hitting
- "hoofing"
- accidentally on naughty list scenario
- santa voyeur
- tongue display
- preferecnes for having one human foot and one hoof
- coal exchange
- forest pursuit (negotiated)
- multi-basket-occupant encounter
we have to emphasize there is no eating or drowning or hell-dragging that is a massive liability and we cannot offer this service
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From: HANGINWMRKRAMP
WOW UR LOOKIN' REAL NAUGHTY
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ICANT WAIT TO PUT U IN MY BIG ROUND BARREL 🍯🍯🍯
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I KNOW THATS BEE HONEY BUT ITS THE ONLY ONE THAT COMES UP FOR ME FOR BARERL
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BARRELS ARE PRETTY COOL RIGHT
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HEY
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U DONT EVEN DESERVE THIS COOL BASKET I HAVE
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*BBARREL
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*BARREL
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WRONG STICKER SORRY
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ITS NOT LETTING ME DELETE IT
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NO BARREL STICKERS EITHER
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WTF
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ILL ALSO HAVE U KNOWE IM BEST BUDS W/ SATNA CLAUS 🎅
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HEY
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HEY
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HI
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HE
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YOUR KIND OF BEING A GRINCH RIGHT NOW
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HEY
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HEYYYYYY
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I TRIED TELLING SANTA THAT YOUR FREEZING ME OUT?? BUT HE SENT ME THE BASKET STICKER AND SEVERAL CRY LAUGH FACES????
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FREAKED OUT RN HOW DID HE KNOW
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OH RIGHT DUH LOL
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HE SENT ANOTHER BASKET STICKER
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U KNOW ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD IN MY BARREL......
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ITS ACTUALLY KINDA COMFY I GO IN IT ALL THE TIME 🤷
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FOR WHATEVER REASON ITS NOT COOL TO BE IN YOUR OWN BARREL/BASKET/HAMPER/WHATERVER
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DONT TELL ANYONE
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HELLO
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WHY DID I SAY THAT
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PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT
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