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welcome to are cyber website, paisano

surfs up on the internet for cool game where you are STUCK in SPACE with SOME OTHER JERKS who want to kill you

but maybe...... just maybe..... your the killer jerk here, and youre getting some revenge

stay alive on space station 13.... coolstation edition. avaialable ONLY on hit game design play engine BYOND (biuld your own net dream)

oh yeah there's a twist but ull have to find that out later (shhh)

just wanted to put some text up here

also this is an 18+ adults oriented community

not because pormn or anything but like, we're a buncha rowdy raunchy buds and pals and there are Themes tNot Suitable for 17 and below

legal purposes etc etc but also we're explicitly not a family friendly affair

nothing personnel, kids (come back when you're older) (non-derogatory)

fuck i need to find some blink tag javascript bullshit

 

atten staff: please add more cool gifs if you edite this homes page

 

did you know we don't like, super know what we're doing in website making

 

i think we got like some tem plate for the navbar but the rest is notepad adn fukken dreamweaver cs3

ANYway we're going to have more sub pages that are hyperlinked like for example WHY COOLSTATION??? why on earth would anyone play

its got helpful multimedia diagrags as to our varies strengths and weaknesses

 

i super don't know what this div is for

oh wait it's not a div it's between the divs okay got itv now its a div but fancy

SUPPOSEDLY THIS WEBSITE CONTAINS ELEMENTS OF SOMETHING CALLED BOOT STRAP buit I have no idea

WHAT that is and I am going to continue to shit divs everywhere with zero consideration and then put a gif there also

 

what if i made this entire page a big table................

this guys in the game now

you can put a wine bottle or take a wine bottle out

SO WHAT DOES THIS GAME EVEN LOOK LIKE

good question, it looks like this (pre alfpha playtesting your experience and appearance may be different from when its done)

now there's an actual screenshot on the website for the video game up there

here's a helpful pancrease, our actual mascot

and one more because i'm feeling generous (a clickable gallery would be way too fancy for our purpses)

why yeah there's gonna be new maps

new maps, new centcom, new syndicate, new themes,

its great and we're really happy with the progress and basis of our game

but enough of that!!!!

more gifs


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happy halloween

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