garish painting of a lightning-shooting wizard holding a staff and looking at an orb on top of a tree mountain island and there's clouds and planets and unicorns flying out of it, castle in the distance, the moon has pterodactyls. the works. seriously fuck this guy

behold: a wizard

loyal not to nanotrasen, space quebec, the foss syndicate, or even the italians, these wiley beardos weild MAGIC and artifacts to enforce whatever the fuck motivates them.what the fuck do these dweebs even want anyway. maybe that's not important. maybe all you need to know is

shoot them with a gun before they cluwne you or something. come up with a Cool Line to say like "ha ha i bet you don't hav a counterSpell for BULLET huh you old beardy piece of fucken trash"

wooooooooo wizard